I guess, when I said that the acceptable boyfriend for my daughter should be taller, than her, and younger, than me, I forgot to mention, that "younger" implies "I-don't-know-what-neither-LP-record-nor-open-reel-tape-recorder-is". Oh, well. Too late now... :)
Quick help to those who have tried to find some help and failed (as I have so I have to write the code myself).  Assuming that you have your virgin child theme configured and activated: here is a function which goes into the functions.php file (of your configured and activated child theme):    function childtheme_twentyseventeen_fonts_url() {  $replace_original_font = true;  // unless you really like Libre Franklin  if ($replace_original_font !== true) { $hyph = '-custom-'; } else { $hyph = '-'; };  $font_families = array(  //add your Google fonts and weights (400 and 700 are defaults for normal and bold) here:  'Oswald:200,400,700',  'Lato:200,400,700',  );  $query_args = array(  'family' => urlencode( implode( '|', $font_families ) ),  'subset' => urlencode( 'latin,latin-ext' ),  );  $fonts_url = add_query_arg( $query_args, 'https://fonts.googleapis.com/css' );  wp_enqueue_style( 'twentyseventeen' ....