Thursday, October 26, 2006

On Being LOST

Despite all my affection to that show, I must admit that the beginning of season III had given me some doubts. The more I think about the initially multi-dimensional and yet still heavily branching story line (or lines, actually), the more I fear that the creators of the show will not be able to eventually control it to the degree where it would still remain plausible. It's the question of energy vs. entropy with the whole structure being so complex, that it can collapse into something as cheesy as "...and the whole thing is actually a hallucination, which was going on in their minds during the last 3.5 seconds of the plane crush..." or the eversafe "...just a virtual reality experiment...".

Well, that would really suck, wouldn't it?

Every sci-fi story must have an "allowance", that's the rules of the genre. No matter what it is, time travel, space exploration, rebel robots or evil aliens, it should be there, or there is no story to be told. However, the good sci-fi story rarely, or almost never uses more than one. Fahrenheit 451, or Lost World, War Of The Worlds (the book, of course, not the movie), in the movies - Enemy MineAlien, Matrix, and so on, they were all built upon a single allowance.

Lost, apparently and decisively, uses many. I am not saying that it's bad, I am saying, it's a lot more difficult to manage. We have the island with healing powers, mysterious Others, strangely behaving out of place animals (boars and polar bears), leftovers of the some research facilities where the NUMBERS (oh, those numbers) must be punched in every 108 minutes, psychic predictions and, of course, a strong and repeating notion of everything happening for a reason for all the people are somehow connected through their past actions, although nobody knows how. The most misplaced thing for me is a Smoke Monster, which is so obviously thumb-sucked, that it's almost funny (the theory that is wasn't actually eating people just makes us to assume that there are two extra elements, because something was). And the implementation, c'mon, we are in the 21 century, Xena and Hercules had better CGI...

OK, the Hatch blew up (or imploded, as they like to call it) at the end of the season II. No more numbers to punch in. Cool. Polar bears are back. Nifty. Boars are gone. Whatever. Desmond how has superpowers and can predict nearest future with a totally negligible margin of error. You go, brother. Walt, who allegedly had some superpowers, is gone, because the child actor grew (duh, what did you expect?) out of the story timeline boundaries. Michael is gone, too. Killed two people and left - gotta go, sorry, gotta take my son back before he grows a beard - I actually glad he did, for I was getting really tired of him.

At the moment of this ranting the story is seriously crumbling. Good thing, there is somebody to take charge of the situation and boldly call the fire upon himself. Ben, formerly known as Henry, to the rescue. I just love the character. He makes everything better and much more fun, you almost forget that the story is idling like a taxi in front of a nursing home. It is, however, apparent that the Others have absolutely no idea of what to do with Jack, Sawyer, and Kate, whom they so successfully kidnapped (sorry, guys, the writers made us do it...). Oh, I know - let's Jack perform a spinal surgery on someone and use Sawyer for body parts. Kate? Err... Not sure. Well, she can escape, then, whatever.

Let's not forget that the creators of the show (good thing we didn't know that when we just started watching the show) are the ones who brought you Alias (the show which over the course of - what, four seasons? - exploited nearly every possible sci-fi-spy movie cliche, and the main character's job consisted of pouting, running - seemingly - really fast and crying twice in each and every episode) - so they might, you know... fail at this one, too...

Thursday, October 19, 2006

On Good Luck And Other Kind Of It

That is from someone who gets picked out from the continuous flow of gently speeding traffic for going 2.25 miles over the speed limit - some of us are clearly marked*. Since I moved to NYC, however, my speciality became parking tickets. I get them everywhere. This is my way of supporting the city (seriously, why running the red light, which is a potentially life-threatening violation is priced $50, and parking with your spare tire hanging 1.5 inches over the sloppily painted crooked white line** - more than twice more, $115? I'd tell you why***, but this blog is a part of my professional image, or at least I hope it doesn't destroy it too much...) - as "premium" as the city is, according to our mayor.

Another topic - warranties. How in a world they manage to build something which breaks one to three days after it's factory warranty expires? And how do they know that you are going to buy an extended one, and in that case the damn thing breaks not in 91 days, but in 3 years and 1 day? Amazing, just amazing...

...and if something breaks under warranty, it's something like a clutch, which is not covered...

This time, however, it's a 3-month old Seagate 60 GB 2.5" internal hard drive, which replaced the original Toshiba drive in my daughter's PowerBook G4, which fried itself, you guessed it right, in 3 years and 1 day after purchase. Now this one reports S.M.A.R.T. status failure for no apparent reason. I wonder what will go wrong with the replacement I am preparing to fight for tonight at the Queens CompUSA shop...

Good luck to me. Yea, right.

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* ...well, OK, I have to admit, last time it was more like 25.2 miles over the speed limit, but it was in New Jersey!...

** ...this time it was a hydrant, but my flashers were on and I WAS going to return to the car right away!...

*** ...because catching the idiots running the red light (myself, naturally, included, but I only do it once, may be twice a year, not too often) would require actually watching the traffic, going after the offender, stopping him or her, doing the paperwork... nah. Parking tickets are much more profitable. No one ever died because of the vehicular parking assault, even if the hydrant was blocked, not to mention just touching the white line with the shadow of your bumper. It's more like a parking fee, in fact. You want a luxury spot in front of a hydrant? It's reserved, waiting just for you. Pay up and park...